Definitions by Rick

rednut 

a person with red pubic hair

pats mum

rednut by rick August 17, 2003

unfucked 

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

unfucked by Rick August 11, 2003

fuck a duck 

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

fuck a duck by Rick August 8, 2003

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

haul ass by Rick August 8, 2003

circus penis 

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

circus penis by Rick August 8, 2003

line dancing 

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

line dancing by Rick August 8, 2003

Camaro 

The six letters that ricers and mustang drivers see out their front windshield as they get their asses handed to them yet again in a street race

Damn! I got beat by a Camaro again! I better talk some trash about that guy being a mullet head or something so I can save some face!

Camaro by Rick August 8, 2003