rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.
I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.
by Richie January 27, 2004
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Ohzza Nozza

1.Ohzza Nozza is a phrase, when things surprise you, or perhaps, just when things take a turn for the worst.

2. Ohzza Nozza is used, when say, you lose a match of something, or perhaps, when you see a ugly/stupid/weird person, you point and say it.
"Guess what.. Bad news.."
"OHZZA NOOZA!"
by Richie February 24, 2004
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meng

Descriptive noun. Corruption of mong, mongoloid; related to smegma; cognate of thingy.
1. Carries connotations of mental handicap.
For this meaning, meng is a precursor to ming, minger, q.v.
2. Smegma.
3. Cognate with thingy - effectively used as a pronounced grunt.
You stupid meng, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
by Richie December 11, 2003
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Lyssie

THE greatest person in the world. Smart and witty, funny and beautiful... She rocks so hard that everyone should want to be her.
OMG! Lyssie rocks so hard! I wish I was her!
by Richie December 10, 2004
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minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
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fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."
"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"
by Richie January 26, 2004
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