ming

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.
"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
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bad badge

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.
Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!
by Richie January 24, 2004
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titte

adj. Peston Torbert or anyone acting in such a manner as he.
Preston: A cow on one side of a fence, male cow on this side, what's that dot?

(See: Shuzz)
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rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.
I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.
by Richie January 27, 2004
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Ohzza Nozza

1.Ohzza Nozza is a phrase, when things surprise you, or perhaps, just when things take a turn for the worst.

2. Ohzza Nozza is used, when say, you lose a match of something, or perhaps, when you see a ugly/stupid/weird person, you point and say it.
"Guess what.. Bad news.."
"OHZZA NOOZA!"
by Richie February 24, 2004
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bloaf

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag
Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex
by richie July 29, 2004
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