kirk hammett

Very good guitarist for Metallica. There are better though, like Vai, Satch, Petrucci though.

Kirk Hammett is a very good guitar player and can come up with great catchy solos.

by Richie January 05, 2004

rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

by Richie December 11, 2003

bad badge

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.

Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!

by Richie January 24, 2004

ted strickland

Major leauge asshole running for Governor of Ohio in 2006. Is projected as a moderate Democrat, but is actually a very liberal democrat.

"Vote for Ted Strickland!"
Concerned Democrat- "Ok!"

by Richie July 03, 2006

hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.

"Hummer my balls bitch"

by Richie January 27, 2004

minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

rakim

hes from long island dumbass not queens

rakim is a madd good rapper

by richie December 12, 2004