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Definitions by Richie

fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."
"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"
fruit basket by Richie January 26, 2004

bad badge 

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.
Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!
bad badge by Richie January 24, 2004

JOCK ITCH 

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.
Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?
JOCK ITCH by Richie January 14, 2004

kirk hammett 

Very good guitarist for Metallica. There are better though, like Vai, Satch, Petrucci though.
Kirk Hammett is a very good guitar player and can come up with great catchy solos.
kirk hammett by Richie January 5, 2004
Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"
minging by Richie December 11, 2003
Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.
"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"
ming by Richie December 11, 2003
Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"
minger by Richie December 11, 2003