Definitions by Richie

fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

fruit basket by Richie January 26, 2004

bad badge 

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.

Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!

bad badge by Richie January 24, 2004

JOCK ITCH 

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

JOCK ITCH by Richie January 14, 2004

kirk hammett 

Very good guitarist for Metallica. There are better though, like Vai, Satch, Petrucci though.

Kirk Hammett is a very good guitar player and can come up with great catchy solos.

kirk hammett by Richie January 5, 2004

meng

Descriptive noun. Corruption of mong, mongoloid; related to smegma; cognate of thingy.
1. Carries connotations of mental handicap.
For this meaning, meng is a precursor to ming, minger, q.v.
2. Smegma.
3. Cognate with thingy - effectively used as a pronounced grunt.

You stupid meng, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

meng by Richie December 11, 2003

mong 

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.

You mong.

mong by Richie December 11, 2003

minging 

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

minging by Richie December 11, 2003