Richard and Darrel Greaney's definitions

clanky chicken

A pheasant. Named as a result of it's call when disturbed.

"Listen to that clanky chicken out in the grass.

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pickings bom

Steel scraping tool frequently used by a dentist.

"I opened my mouth and the dentist started scraping my teeth with the pickings bom"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

clamber down the motleys

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.

"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

wifery

A mature, homely, domestic, motherly and sexually attractive woman.

"Look at that wifery thing over there"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

big brown smelly poonalds

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

binsted

A fat or overweight woman

"Look at that huge binsted over there"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pepi walkings

Phrase uttered to state that one has forgotten what they were going to say.

Metaphore Pepi (a dog) is the idea and has walked off without returning.

"So I said to him... ahh... Pepi Walkings"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004