Richard and Darrel Greaney's definitions

pubdy

1) A session musician.
2) A fat man dancing in shorts at a wedding. His exact relationship to either the bride or groom is often unclear.

"Isn't that guy just such a greay big pubdy?"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

clanky chicken

A pheasant. Named as a result of it's call when disturbed.

"Listen to that clanky chicken out in the grass.

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pickings bom

Steel scraping tool frequently used by a dentist.

"I opened my mouth and the dentist started scraping my teeth with the pickings bom"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

clamber down the motleys

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.

"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

wifery

A mature, homely, domestic, motherly and sexually attractive woman.

"Look at that wifery thing over there"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

big brown smelly poonalds

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

scuttler

1) A teenage girl
2) A girlfriend or female partner

"She's quite a hot little scuttler"

"He brought his scuttler out to the party with him"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004