Definitions by Richard and Darrel Greaney

clanky chicken 

A pheasant. Named as a result of it's call when disturbed.

"Listen to that clanky chicken out in the grass.

clanky chicken by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

thockie

A Double Bass

"He played the thockie in the orchestra"

thockie by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

binsted 

A fat or overweight woman

"Look at that huge binsted over there"

binsted by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pepi walkings 

Phrase uttered to state that one has forgotten what they were going to say.

Metaphore Pepi (a dog) is the idea and has walked off without returning.

"So I said to him... ahh... Pepi Walkings"

pepi walkings by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

big brown smelly poonalds 

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

big brown smelly poonalds by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

wifery

A mature, homely, domestic, motherly and sexually attractive woman.

"Look at that wifery thing over there"

wifery by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pubdy 

1) A session musician.
2) A fat man dancing in shorts at a wedding. His exact relationship to either the bride or groom is often unclear.

"Isn't that guy just such a greay big pubdy?"

pubdy by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004