rose bud

An enflamed hemorhoid.

Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.

by Richard Black March 09, 2005

hussy

n. bitch. In the 1930s through the 1950s the term for a demanding, self-centered, hateful female.

Joan Crawford played the leading role in the movie "The Gorgeous Hussy."

You hussy; stop flirting with my husband.

by Richard Black June 25, 2005

pregnant sex

Having sex with pregnant women up to delivery.

Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.

by Richard Black May 07, 2005

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

knock up

To implant semen in the womb for the purpose of uniting with an egg to form a fetus, therefore stopping menstruation and causing the body to expand as the fetus grows.

The purpose of Tyrone forcing sex on Brie Ann, the prom queen, was to knock up the queen and also to knock her off the throne and change her attitude. Brie Ann had been rubbing him the wrong way for months. Now she could think about this for years.

by Richard Black April 07, 2005

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.

Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005