Richard Black's definitions

strenth

strength; endurance; power or ability

Tyrone had topped four girls after the senior prom already, and when Takeshia came along and groped him, he did not have the strenth to take her on.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

chocolate drop

An offensive term for a member of the black race.

Mrs. Jones removed her child from public school when a chocolate drop enrolled.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

common law marriage

n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.

Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.

Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.

by Richard Black May 16, 2005

shitteree

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.

Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?

by Richard Black April 1, 2005

blinker

A light that flashes on and off; sometimes referring to directional turn signals on an automobile or the hazard lights.

Mary was driving so fast she didn't turn on her left turn blinker until she was just a few yards from the corner.

by Richard Black April 3, 2005

package

The outline or bulge of the male genetial as visualized on one wearing tight blue jeans.

God, man, did you see the package on that cowboy?

by Richard Black February 28, 2005