numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.
Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.
by Richard Black September 05, 2005
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low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.
A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.
by Richard Black May 06, 2005
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highway to heaven

A line of hair (highway)running from the navel to the crotch (penis).

For gays, a fetish.
At the beach Rock saw a highway to heaven on almost all the guys wearing bikini bathing suits.
by Richard Black March 01, 2005
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house boy

During slavery, a favored, nice-looking male chattel who was a servant for the his owner's family inside the big house. Envied and often detested by other slaves his age. What is little known is his special bedroom service to the mistress of the house when the master was gone especially if he was near or over eighteen years of age.
Marse Connell returned from Utlanna a full night early and found Sam and Miss Nellie in bed together, a candle glistening on Sam's naked back when Marse pulled back the bed covers. Marse walked down the hall, got a double barrel shotgun, returned to the bedroom and blew Sam away.
by Richard Black March 21, 2005
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Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
by Richard Black December 28, 2010
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quietus

end; cessation. The noun form of the verb/adjective quiet.
When the principal of the high school found out the football team was bulking up on steroids, he put the quietus to the practice.
by Richard Black March 18, 2005
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swallowing

Ultimate act of love between male homosexual partners - swallowing your lover's load.
Jim felt his love for Joe exude all over his body as he swallowed Joe's load.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005
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