Definitions by Richard Black
piss hard-on
n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.
Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.
piss hard-on by Richard Black May 8, 2005
pregnant sex
Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.
pregnant sex by Richard Black May 7, 2005
low carb
A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.
low carb by Richard Black May 6, 2005
Who be my daddy?
A phrase often directed by small black children to their unwed mother when they see an older black man with family, wife and children.
"Who my daddy? Who be my Daddy?" said little Quimquamquavia to her mother at the playground on the project's property.
"Hush, Quim, I'm tryin' to rememba. It's one out of ten, I am sure! It was at night, and I don't think I saw his face. We were playing a game at a party called pimp and ho; I was 11."
"Hush, Quim, I'm tryin' to rememba. It's one out of ten, I am sure! It was at night, and I don't think I saw his face. We were playing a game at a party called pimp and ho; I was 11."
Who be my daddy? by Richard Black May 6, 2005
hooded and draped
adj. A slang phrase referring to Asian, East Indian or other Muslim women whose attire covers their hair and hangs to their feet, covering the body almost completely.
When the US missionary doctor raised the skirt of the hooded and draped Iraqi woman to take a pap smear, he almost vomited. The odor was overwhelming.
hooded and draped by Richard Black May 6, 2005
peer pressure
Masculine peer pressure in the ghetto neighborhoods of some black areas demands that a male be a father before he is sixteen. That is why Tyrone started have sex at eleven and fathered his first child at thirteen.
peer pressure by Richard Black May 6, 2005
child support
Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.
child support by Richard Black May 6, 2005