Definitions by Richard Black

Jeet'chet

A southern expression for "Did you eat yet?"

McAllister's Deli has billboard signs with the expression, "Jeet'chet?"

Jeet'chet by Richard Black March 28, 2005

numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

numbnut by Richard Black March 28, 2005

ecstasy

Sheer bliss; euphoria; rapture; an out of body experience as in floating on air.

When Kiersten's labia clamped down on Tyrone's eleven inches and they came together, it was all of the above.

ecstasy by Richard Black March 25, 2005

penetration 

In sex the disappearence of the penis into the vaginal cavity and the rupturing the hymen.

Kiersten's examination in the ER showed that the source of her vaginal bleeding was penetration and the puncturing of the back wall of her vagina as the source of the blood. Kiersten spoke of falling on her bicycle handlebar, but the experienced personnel in the ER knew rape when they saw it. Who was the rider of the second bike that was found? Someone said Kiersten had been seen riding with Peter Goesinya.

penetration by Richard Black March 25, 2005

intercourse

The penetration of the penis into the pelvic cavity, resulting in partners being pelvis to pelvis as in the missionary position with sexual organs being totally obscured by pubic hair.

Repetitions of this procedure are referred to as 'having sex,' 'fucking,' screwing, etc.

Rick had a bad habit of cumming upon entry with one simple penetration, leaving Marsha frustrated and resorting to masturbation for release.

intercourse by Richard Black March 24, 2005

coitus interruptus 

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

coitus interruptus by Richard Black March 24, 2005

menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

menstrual cycle by Richard Black March 24, 2005