Richard's definitions

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

benihanna

Some bitch named Ben who is a crack dealer

Benihanna is a real bitch

by Richard June 4, 2003

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005

public vagina

1.) A synonym for the word \"whore\" and \"skank-ho\"

2.)When there is multiple penetrations to a woman\'s vagina at the same time.

3.) A vagina that is widely used and appreciated.

4.) A girl at a mexican party.

1.) I\'m going to go downtown and pick me up a public vagina.
2.) Man last night me and Randall made Louise a public vagina.
3.) Louise was being such a public vagina last night.
4.) Man, that Lafawnduh Martinez is a public vagina.

by Richard March 31, 2005

Rekelon

Orginally from a rpg with a hint of a un-famous rock song To call someone a rekelon is to show respect to them.

"I am Rekelon the godfather"
"You are Rekelon"
"He has the face of a Rekelon"

by Richard August 14, 2004

dirty fucking tramp

this is a term used when u see a kid with white hairs thinks he's really good called richard this is what you do before u go to his house a bath then cover ur self in plastic and go to his house watch out for towels coverd in shit. keep saying touch it and laught at it with a mate . this kid has no mates only 2 but i will keep them safe coz there great for the deadly smell when ur in his house and actualy talking to him well he talking about bullshit to u thats one reason his house is full of shit all the bullshit he talks. when u say make me a cup of tea he makes u one with a extra suprise in shit he says its a tea bag but its crust of turd he had right if u have lived and ur going home this is wot u do when u get home fill the bath with bleach and acid and lots of nice smelling stuff to make u smell good and stay in there until ur body has socked up all the water which will take up 2 6 weeks and and do it again and make sure u take a picture when ur there and when u go bak u can see if he has tidyed it up

richard stop bullshiting i rip if ur head and stick it up a bulls ass to make it look like it has the shits

by richard May 6, 2005

chokit

full name: chokit tchocky
a legend in his own right, is known by thousands, if not by name then by face or the countless deeds that he has done for the amusement of many, he is the devine retrebution for all pikey scum that life in potton and has countless stories of pissing the fuckers off.

the lizard king: what you got planned for today chokit?

chokit: oh, you will like this one, i half inched these 3 rolls of lumonus orange stickers from work

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17 trains and 2 educational establishments later

....

chokit: well im out of stickers, how about some pool, i'll blag it for free.

by Richard November 5, 2004