Definitions by Rich Lawson

minces 

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

minces by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

sheep shagger

A derogatory term for Welsh people used mainly by the English

Iwan Jones is a right sheep shagger

sheep shagger by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

beat the meat 

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

beat the meat by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

get them out 

To show your breasts to someone/some people

Jordan loves to get them out for the lads

get them out by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

apples 

Stairs. From the cockney rhyming slang Apples and Pears = stairs

Get up the apples its well past your bed time you lady!

apples by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Lady 

Five pounds sterling note. From cockney rhyming slang Lady Godiva = fiver

The astute better would bet a lady on Brazil to win the World Cup next season.

Lady by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005