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Scimeca

A particularly useless large-nosed footballer, who struts around like he thinks he's Franz Beckenbauer.
Riccy Scimeca, Leicester City FC.
by Rich January 3, 2004
mugGet the Scimecamug.

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition
Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.
by Rich November 17, 2003
mugGet the dumbtardedmug.

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
mugGet the yoghurt weavermug.

pamplemouse

A variety of mouse found only in Pample, BC. During the winter it burrows into the deep coat of the pamplemoose.

A term of endearment used to describe chilrden.
The pamplemouse scurried for cover when it fell from the pamplemoose.

Annie was as cute as a pamplemouse.
by Rich January 7, 2004
mugGet the pamplemousemug.

screw

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.
by rich May 18, 2004
mugGet the screwmug.

coge

i really need a coge
by Rich May 5, 2005
mugGet the cogemug.

bangin

(adj.) one who possesses great beauty; sexy
1. "Dam, that ho be bangin!"
2. Sarah Bealafeld
by Rich February 19, 2004
mugGet the banginmug.

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