Ric's definitions

Speako

When you accidently say the wrong word, mispronounce a word, or call your girlfriend by a different name than her own.

"Hey helen.... I mean Susan, uh oh!"
"Oh Helen it feels so good... , oh shit ahh my nuts! I mean Susan... honestly! HEY HEY"

by Ric March 27, 2004

CKG

The man one step behind McDonalds.


The man you put the Famous in the Star.

Lets going to CKG. Oh you mean Carls Jr. Nah, I want Chicken McMuggets.

by Ric February 8, 2004

albolene

oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)

"We've been fucking for hours; it's time
to reapply more Albolene to genitals."

by Ric March 15, 2003

Dict shun airy

Screwing yourself out of fun things in life because you have become addicted to creating words or pun variations of words online. This usually leads to staying in doors a lot and not getting much fresh air

We realized the severity of his (or her) dict shun airy after finding out they paid the postman to bring he mail into the house, so he would not have to leave the computer and miss out on a possible punny entry.

by Ric April 22, 2003