Rex Roddy's definitions

groin cleavage

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.

That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.

by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009

bum girl

A women that has engaged in anal sex. The term is considered derogatory by women that do not engage in anal sex, but a matter of pride for women that do. Often refers to women that are overweight or not highly attractive that perform anal sex as a means of competing with their prettier counterparts that will not engage in anal sex. Also can denote a women who saves her "virginity" by engaging in anal sex instead of vaginal sex.

Bumgirl: I gave my boyfriend my ass last night.
Non-bumgirl: Eww! You are such a skank. I guess that means you are a bum girl. Didn't it hurt?
Bumgirl: No, and he loved every minute of it.

Dave: Check out that girl over their with the big ass.
Raj: I bet she is a bum girl for sure.

Alvin: My girlfriend won't let me fuck her proper, she only wants to give me her ass until we are married.
Joe: What a total bum girl! At least you are getting something.

Maria: Was that guy you met at the bar last night good in bed?
Eve: No, he kept trying to play with my ass. He must have thought I was some kind of bum girl, but there is no way I am going to do that.

by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009

status worthy

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse

by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010

Putt fuck

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend

All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck

by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010

locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.

Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig

by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009

ambidriverous

The ability to drive on both sides of the road in cars with left or right hand steering.

Eric can drive in both London, England and in New York, USA. He is ambidriverous.

Lara: Do you think we can rent a car on our trip to Australia. They drive on the other side of the road.

Kevin: Sure we can. I am ambidriverous

by Rex Roddy January 7, 2012

commotion sickness

The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.

This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.

Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?

Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.

Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness

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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.

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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.

by Rex Roddy January 8, 2012