Sorry guys, I've got to head out, I just got a bootxt from my ex who wants to hook up again for sex.
I can't meet up with you later, I am hoping to get a bootxt from a fuck buddy
I can't meet up with you later, I am hoping to get a bootxt from a fuck buddy
by Rex Roddy June 18, 2009
Get the Bootxt mug.A women that has engaged in anal sex. The term is considered derogatory by women that do not engage in anal sex, but a matter of pride for women that do. Often refers to women that are overweight or not highly attractive that perform anal sex as a means of competing with their prettier counterparts that will not engage in anal sex. Also can denote a women who saves her "virginity" by engaging in anal sex instead of vaginal sex.
Bumgirl: I gave my boyfriend my ass last night.
Non-bumgirl: Eww! You are such a skank. I guess that means you are a bum girl. Didn't it hurt?
Bumgirl: No, and he loved every minute of it.
Dave: Check out that girl over their with the big ass.
Raj: I bet she is a bum girl for sure.
Alvin: My girlfriend won't let me fuck her proper, she only wants to give me her ass until we are married.
Joe: What a total bum girl! At least you are getting something.
Maria: Was that guy you met at the bar last night good in bed?
Eve: No, he kept trying to play with my ass. He must have thought I was some kind of bum girl, but there is no way I am going to do that.
Non-bumgirl: Eww! You are such a skank. I guess that means you are a bum girl. Didn't it hurt?
Bumgirl: No, and he loved every minute of it.
Dave: Check out that girl over their with the big ass.
Raj: I bet she is a bum girl for sure.
Alvin: My girlfriend won't let me fuck her proper, she only wants to give me her ass until we are married.
Joe: What a total bum girl! At least you are getting something.
Maria: Was that guy you met at the bar last night good in bed?
Eve: No, he kept trying to play with my ass. He must have thought I was some kind of bum girl, but there is no way I am going to do that.
by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009
Get the bum girl mug.A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.
Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
by Rex Roddy January 06, 2010
Get the Putt fuck mug.by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009
Get the groin cleavage mug.an off shoot from canadian slang for puck bunny. a woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking one of the players.
Having gang-banged a PGA player and his caddy, Tammy earner the label "putt bunny"
Having gang-banged a PGA player and his caddy, Tammy earner the label "putt bunny"
by Rex Roddy January 06, 2010
Get the Putt bunny mug.The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.
This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.
This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.
Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?
Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.
Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness
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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.
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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.
Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.
Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness
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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.
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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.
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Get the commotion sickness mug.The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.
Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.
Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.
Bif- "Shotgun."
Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."
Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.
Matt - I guess that means I get cobain
Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."
Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.
Matt - I guess that means I get cobain
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