Rex Roddy's definitions

shartuice

The liquid in a shart that stains your underwear. A combination of shart and juice - pronounced similar to chartruese

That shart almost leaked through my underwear because there was so much shartuice.

by Rex Roddy March 9, 2010

locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.

Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig

by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009

Putt fuck

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend

All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck

by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010

status worthy

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse

by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010

commotion sickness

The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.

This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.

Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?

Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.

Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness

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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.

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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.

by Rex Roddy January 8, 2012

shot bum

The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.

Bif- "Shotgun."

Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."

Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.

Matt - I guess that means I get cobain

by Rex Roddy August 25, 2010

Putt bunny

an off shoot from canadian slang for puck bunny. a woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking one of the players.

Having gang-banged a PGA player and his caddy, Tammy earner the label "putt bunny"

Anyone that has had sex with Tiger Woods is a Putt Bunny

by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010