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Holey Tingle

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.
Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.

Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023
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Kiss the Converse

An insult uttered by Sho'Nuff in the 1985 film "the Last Dragon". It means to bow down to ones enemy and pay respect by kissing their feet.
You think you're the shit, but you ain't, bow down and Kiss the Converse.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 2, 2019
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GFYOF

My boss: You know you're 2 minutes late right?

Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018
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Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.
I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019
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p'skeezle skazzel

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.
(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018
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Caliphaggot

A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 8, 2019
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Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.
Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019
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