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A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.
(knock on door)
My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018
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Guy 1: Polar vortex hit this week, and I swear my dick shrunk like a half inch in diameter. I don't even want to show my girlfriend...
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 3, 2019
Get the winter penis mug.The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.
Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.
Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023
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My boss: You know you're 2 minutes late right?
Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018
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by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019
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Guy 1: you wanna try the Bird Box Challenge?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 2, 2019
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