North of 8

A phrase used to describe the portion of Wisconsin North of U.S. highway 8, where it is very rural and the locals all seem to be a little slow or partly crazy. People in this region have a higher propensity for intercourse with dead deer, marrying their 2nd cousins and trash art on their front lawns.

Lost driver: Hi, i'm looking for any town with a population that have family tree's with fewer forks than average and where the local carnival's feature tractor pulls and cheap sex with farm animals... which direction should I head?
Gas Station Cashier: see this map right here? you wanna be "North of 8"

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 12, 2018

hyper duke

When you really have to shit but don't have the time to relax and enjoy it, so you push it out as fast as possible, in an effort to get back to your day.

I had to shit really bad, but Rick and Morty was about to come on, so I had to make it a Hyper Duke

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 01, 2018

queef stroganoff

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 19, 2016

adrian peterson'd

The act of a child getting their ass whooped by their parent for a petty reason.

Last week I was picking my daughter up from school, when another kid dropped his backpack on the ground and got totally Adrian Peterson'd by his dad.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 01, 2018

Holey Tingle

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.

Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.

Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 06, 2023

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 03, 2019

Kiss the Converse

An insult uttered by Sho'Nuff in the 1985 film "the Last Dragon". It means to bow down to ones enemy and pay respect by kissing their feet.

You think you're the shit, but you ain't, bow down and Kiss the Converse.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 02, 2019