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The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.
Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016
Get the queef stroganoff mug.The act of having 2 other people defecate in a shower stall, and then stepping on each turd and sliding around like a figure skater. Popularized by Hinder guitarist Joe "blower" Garvey, as told to the world by Staind vocalist Aaron Lewis.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 20, 2019
Get the shitty yamaguchi mug.That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018
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Get the cocoa snake mug.A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.
(knock on door)
My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018
Get the p'skeezle skazzel mug.The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.
Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.
Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023
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My boss: You know you're 2 minutes late right?
Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018
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