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Definitions by Removed Sandwich Crust

The fog is lifted

Kitty: The door was glued shut, so I doubt anyone was hiding in there.
Roomba: The fog is lifted!
Thot typed with numbers. Just flip it upside down.
Makyto: Flip the numbers 180° and see what you get.
Kiyeko: 1401 upside down is, Thot.
Kiyeko: Isn’t that right, Sakuya!?

Submitted! 

Bob: God I’m finally done with my Urban Dictionary definition.

Phone: Submitted!

Breihtaeny 

The fancy spelling of ‘Brittany’.
Gerold: What’s the new girl’s name?

Chris: I think it’s Breihtaeny.
Abbreviation of ‘Shut the fucking door’. Generally used by teenagers when their mom doesn’t close the door.
Mom: Here’s your dinner.

*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD
A twitch thot about to type “UwU”, but her dad comes in and throws her computer out the window. The thot’s mother can occasionally be the one doing the PC destroying.
Uw by Removed Sandwich Crust May 25, 2021

ham sambitch 

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.