22 definitions by Refreshment Boxx
n. Toilet tissue/paper. 'Anal Paper' or 'Ass paper', it is unclear now where this acronym originally derived from. However it is an alternative to 'T.P.' which was an acronym for toilet paper.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
by Refreshment Boxx March 19, 2011
n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013
Pronoun. - Negrox or NegroxNT, (TM) is the medication one takes after a Negrotomy.
Prescription medicine available from most negrologists, it overcomes the side effects of negrolysis and maintains regular levels of negrality within the host.
Prescription medicine available from most negrologists, it overcomes the side effects of negrolysis and maintains regular levels of negrality within the host.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
n. or verb: Mincing
Describes an act, stance or stride one takes which is very flamboyant, pretentious and flaky.
Usually a manner which is undertaken by luxurious, ornate homosexuals.
Describes an act, stance or stride one takes which is very flamboyant, pretentious and flaky.
Usually a manner which is undertaken by luxurious, ornate homosexuals.
"Look at Eugene mincing down the street."
"Carlos began to mince his way through the lingerie store."
"Hey Dwight, Why don't you mince your way around to my place for a bit of romancing of the bone"
"Carlos began to mince his way through the lingerie store."
"Hey Dwight, Why don't you mince your way around to my place for a bit of romancing of the bone"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).
Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.
A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.
A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010