Refreshment Boxx's definitions
n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).
Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.
A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.
A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
Get the Monolithmug. When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2011
Get the Wrecking Ballmug. n. Process of defecation whereby the subject will hang from the adjacent walls of a cubicle and eject faeces into the toilet.
A childish prank often performed for a mere laugh.
Named after a military aircraft named a B52 which dropped aerial bombs from up high.
Alternatives: B.52, B52
A childish prank often performed for a mere laugh.
Named after a military aircraft named a B52 which dropped aerial bombs from up high.
Alternatives: B.52, B52
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
Get the B52mug. n. Toilet tissue/paper. 'Anal Paper' or 'Ass paper', it is unclear now where this acronym originally derived from. However it is an alternative to 'T.P.' which was an acronym for toilet paper.
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
Get the A.P.mug. Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.
Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal.
Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013
Get the On The Mealmug. A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
Get the Cablemug. n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
Get the Compassmug.