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Green Lake

Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.

Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.

Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"

"The Green Lake?"

"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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Mince

n. or verb: Mincing

Describes an act, stance or stride one takes which is very flamboyant, pretentious and flaky.

Usually a manner which is undertaken by luxurious, ornate homosexuals.
"Look at Eugene mincing down the street."

"Carlos began to mince his way through the lingerie store."

"Hey Dwight, Why don't you mince your way around to my place for a bit of romancing of the bone"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
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Wrecking Ball

When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.

These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2011
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Sill Chewer

n. Name for a person standing in a toilet cubicle and taking it so hard up the sphincter that the pleasure they endure causes them to bite down on the windowsill in front.

Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.
"Dave is such a sill chewer, he minces around town in a boob tube"

"What are you looking at sill chewer!"
by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
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A.P.

n. Toilet tissue/paper. 'Anal Paper' or 'Ass paper', it is unclear now where this acronym originally derived from. However it is an alternative to 'T.P.' which was an acronym for toilet paper.
"Don't forget to pick up some A.P. from the shop"
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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Boking Froo

v. - The process of digging through roadside hard collection or inorganics for items. Given that the piles of items are rubbish and are to be discarded, any individual that searches through the rubbish is likely to, when asked, say that he/she is just 'boking froo' (a play on 'poking through').

One can be forgiven for passing a pile of inorganics and sighting an item of interest that is in plain view then taking it. However, there is a step between taking items from the surface of the pile in plane view and boking froo looking for more junk to fill your back yard up with.

One of the big problems with Boking Froo that Councils and Counties are facing is the unnecessary spreading of inorganic rubbish from what was a neat and tidy pile into strewn out fields of litter.
Q) Excuse me sir can I ask what you are doing outside my house?
A) Oh sorry sir, I am just boking froo da hard collection looking for fings.
Q) Go on get out of here. Scram!
by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013
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Mitter

Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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