Compass

n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.

The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.

A childish prank.

Similar to back straddling.
"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"
by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010
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Sill Chewer

n. Name for a person standing in a toilet cubicle and taking it so hard up the sphincter that the pleasure they endure causes them to bite down on the windowsill in front.

Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.
"Dave is such a sill chewer, he minces around town in a boob tube"

"What are you looking at sill chewer!"
by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010
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Cable

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
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Boking Froo

v. - The process of digging through roadside hard collection or inorganics for items. Given that the piles of items are rubbish and are to be discarded, any individual that searches through the rubbish is likely to, when asked, say that he/she is just 'boking froo' (a play on 'poking through').

One can be forgiven for passing a pile of inorganics and sighting an item of interest that is in plain view then taking it. However, there is a step between taking items from the surface of the pile in plane view and boking froo looking for more junk to fill your back yard up with.

One of the big problems with Boking Froo that Councils and Counties are facing is the unnecessary spreading of inorganic rubbish from what was a neat and tidy pile into strewn out fields of litter.
Q) Excuse me sir can I ask what you are doing outside my house?
A) Oh sorry sir, I am just boking froo da hard collection looking for fings.
Q) Go on get out of here. Scram!
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Cabre

A cabre is a full piece of faeces, that is generally short and thick.

Often, one will find tremendously wide turd lying at the bottom of the bowl. This sometimes is the result of the grogan soaking up the surrounding water.

A cabre is on the other side of the spectrum to a cable.
Oh ouch, that cabre must have hurt somebody's ass!

I took a dump and it wouldn't flush, so I found a stick to break the massive cabre up.
by Refreshment Boxx April 01, 2010
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A.P.

n. Toilet tissue/paper. 'Anal Paper' or 'Ass paper', it is unclear now where this acronym originally derived from. However it is an alternative to 'T.P.' which was an acronym for toilet paper.
"Don't forget to pick up some A.P. from the shop"
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Negrolics

n. - The physical science and technology of the static and dynamic behavior of negroid people.
Black people can sprint so fast because of their negrolics, which consist of fast-twitch muscle fibres.
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