Reed's definitions

n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.

When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.

by Reed November 29, 2004

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

dilznack

the dilznack is a word similar to heezy which is used to express an exclamation of surprise or confusion.

What the Dilznack?

by reed April 20, 2004

fedis

The unborn young of a viviparous vertebrate having a basic structural resemblance to the adult animal.
In humans, the unborn young from the end of the eighth week after conception to the moment of birth, as distinguished from the earlier embryo.

Andrew got pregnant after being abused by his dad, but the fetus was later aborted.

by Reed December 9, 2003

sucka

one who sucks

"Dog pubes in yo mouf, sucka!"

by reed December 24, 2003