Definitions by Reed

graspulus 

the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode.

nuff said.

graspulus by Reed April 23, 2004

pizatch 

1. A term for urinating.
2. A term for a man's penis.

1. Man, i gotta take a pizatch.
2. I'll shoot jizatch out ma pizatch forizatch.

pizatch by Reed April 23, 2004

t-maxx 

an r/c truck whoes sole purpose in life is to be dropped from a helicopter from 200 feet up, and watching it splatter into thousands of pieces. savages own all.

whoa, that one blew up real good.

yalp, tmaxx sux.

t-maxx by Reed April 23, 2004

dilznack 

the dilznack is a word similar to heezy which is used to express an exclamation of surprise or confusion.

What the Dilznack?

dilznack by reed April 20, 2004

Poofter 

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

Poofter by Reed February 17, 2004

tawny roberts 

quite possible the hottest porn star of all time. one of the tightest asses of any chick you've ever fucked.

Man, i had a bonner for three hours watchin tawny's fuck vids.

tawny roberts by reed January 24, 2004

Matrix Reloaded 

inserting the penis in the vagina and the anus repeatedly during a session of sexual intercourse.

I gave her a Matrix Reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.

Matrix Reloaded by reed January 23, 2004