39 definitions by Raw Doggy
The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
by Raw Doggy June 4, 2010
Online MMORPG trading card game that supposedly has reached 9 million players last week (we divide by two because let's say the average person has at least 1 alt account, then there's those who have like 3 so, that goes to 3 million, then there's those people that start that game all over again like 5 times so 2.6 millionish...).
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
Urban Rivals is a trading card game with interesting people on it. www.urban-rivals.com is the link to it
by Raw Doggy May 26, 2010
Gully
Stanly Tookie Williams met Raymond Washington, someone from the other side of South Central. They formed a group that was initially named cribs, but changed to crips later.
At first, crips was to be the neighborhood watch for the neighborhood, but eventually, the crips were a force to be reckoned with themselves.
So he wasn't THE founder of the crips per say. He committed 4 murders through simple robberies which got him on Death Row.
While on death row, he has been implicated in attacks on guards and women, which was never proven.
His trial was set to have 3 black people, 1 latino, 1 fillipino and 7 Caucasian males, but the prosecution removed the 3 black males (RACIST) and replaced them with 3 more white males. However he was found guilty as I have already mentioned.
He began changing his attitude in 1993 and began writing books to get kids to quit or not join gangs (although I have read some of them and all that talk about drugs made me curious XD).
Stanly Tookie Williams met Raymond Washington, someone from the other side of South Central. They formed a group that was initially named cribs, but changed to crips later.
At first, crips was to be the neighborhood watch for the neighborhood, but eventually, the crips were a force to be reckoned with themselves.
So he wasn't THE founder of the crips per say. He committed 4 murders through simple robberies which got him on Death Row.
While on death row, he has been implicated in attacks on guards and women, which was never proven.
His trial was set to have 3 black people, 1 latino, 1 fillipino and 7 Caucasian males, but the prosecution removed the 3 black males (RACIST) and replaced them with 3 more white males. However he was found guilty as I have already mentioned.
He began changing his attitude in 1993 and began writing books to get kids to quit or not join gangs (although I have read some of them and all that talk about drugs made me curious XD).
In 2005, there had been a petition and rally asking to get leniency for Tookie because of his anti-gang activist work. The state argued that he hadn't actually been doing better because he refused to tell them about how gangs communicate. Snoop Dogg had joined that rally, advertising the save tookie website, and Jamie Foxx had stated that tookie's execution was on his birthday, so a birthday present would be to grant him clemency.
Arnold Schwarzenegger denied it, said, "it is impossible to separate Williams' claim of innocence from his claim of redemption."
He was to die through lethal injection and during his time strapped down, the staff had difficulty inserting the needles in him. He looked at them and asked them if they were doing that right. He died with "no emotions except for a lonely tear".
He had supporters that yelled the State of California had just killed an innocent man. My opinion? Innocent? No? Reformed? ... that's debatable.
Tookie williams still has supporters working to get justice for him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger denied it, said, "it is impossible to separate Williams' claim of innocence from his claim of redemption."
He was to die through lethal injection and during his time strapped down, the staff had difficulty inserting the needles in him. He looked at them and asked them if they were doing that right. He died with "no emotions except for a lonely tear".
He had supporters that yelled the State of California had just killed an innocent man. My opinion? Innocent? No? Reformed? ... that's debatable.
Tookie williams still has supporters working to get justice for him.
by Raw Doggy May 19, 2010
Senile old doctor that turns the smallest little factor into a huge catastrophe on his show. The stupidest things become the biggest threats (see schmalfuss). If you suffer from agoraphobia and one day plan on returning back to the real world, do not watch this show. You'll be even more paranoid than ever.
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of Anthrax. If I were to throw Anthrax down a street, everyone from a mile from it that inhales it may die.
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
by Raw Doggy June 16, 2010
AKA the game
Claimed him and 50 cent were beefing, but really knows that when they were talking shit on their own CD's about the other that it just made them hot and horny for each other and that they missed each other. I'd still rather listen to the game than 50 cent but they're both equally as gay.
He's someone who flipped sides (used to be a crip, used to be GOOD back then) but was turned blood by his brother Big Fase 100 as a survival technique... "better to die like a man than survive like a punk" I say.
The thing that separates him from Curtis Jackson was he really did get shot 5 times repeatedly. 50 cent got shot 23 times over the course of 9 different occasions, but I'm talking about Kelvin Martin when I say that. Curtis Jackson is a fake who stole a name he heard about to get him instant respect/fear in the game.
Claimed him and 50 cent were beefing, but really knows that when they were talking shit on their own CD's about the other that it just made them hot and horny for each other and that they missed each other. I'd still rather listen to the game than 50 cent but they're both equally as gay.
He's someone who flipped sides (used to be a crip, used to be GOOD back then) but was turned blood by his brother Big Fase 100 as a survival technique... "better to die like a man than survive like a punk" I say.
The thing that separates him from Curtis Jackson was he really did get shot 5 times repeatedly. 50 cent got shot 23 times over the course of 9 different occasions, but I'm talking about Kelvin Martin when I say that. Curtis Jackson is a fake who stole a name he heard about to get him instant respect/fear in the game.
by Raw Doggy May 13, 2010