Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
He was Homecoming King at Fort Meyers Senior High School... and he thinks he's real? He better rethink that statement and realize he'd be better off doing a movie for High School Musical... pussy!
Amazing how he was a college dropout. I mean how did he even make it that far? Probably beating up the nerds at school that ANYONE can take.
The club shooting was because his time was up and Lil' Boosie was next. He got mad like a little bitch and ordered his goons, the REAL niggas, to start a fight and shoot up the place. Yes they shouldn't bite the hand that feeds then but I'm sure they can just take whatever they want from Plies and feed themselves.
Plies got scared off stage at an Orlando area nightclub by rapper Trick Daddy. Pussy ran through a crowd of people and out the front door. Then Trick Daddy was assaulted by club bouncers and it's been said that Plies was the one who had assaulted Trick. Probably not, I mean Plies didn't show for a concert the very next day where he and Trick Daddy were both scheduled to perform. So well I guess he IS real... really SCARED.
Amazing how he was a college dropout. I mean how did he even make it that far? Probably beating up the nerds at school that ANYONE can take.
The club shooting was because his time was up and Lil' Boosie was next. He got mad like a little bitch and ordered his goons, the REAL niggas, to start a fight and shoot up the place. Yes they shouldn't bite the hand that feeds then but I'm sure they can just take whatever they want from Plies and feed themselves.
Plies got scared off stage at an Orlando area nightclub by rapper Trick Daddy. Pussy ran through a crowd of people and out the front door. Then Trick Daddy was assaulted by club bouncers and it's been said that Plies was the one who had assaulted Trick. Probably not, I mean Plies didn't show for a concert the very next day where he and Trick Daddy were both scheduled to perform. So well I guess he IS real... really SCARED.
The way the name came to him is simple actually.
Plies... I will make it easy on you folk.
OK so Plies is a pussy who lies. Pussy is sometimes shortened by its slang counterpart (or simplyfied for those who are following the math part) to "P".
Plies... I will make it easy on you folk.
OK so Plies is a pussy who lies. Pussy is sometimes shortened by its slang counterpart (or simplyfied for those who are following the math part) to "P".
by Raw Doggy May 13, 2010
Too bad he's with cash money records, he actually has potential/talent. He is what young buck is to G unit, the main attraction hanging out with a bunch of faggots so... metrosexual some?
He used to be on Degrassi High but his character got killed by some nerdy white boy in a murder-suicide.
He used to be on Degrassi High but his character got killed by some nerdy white boy in a murder-suicide.
Drake also tries to sound like Lil' Wayne, we don't need any more of those faggots in this world so he loses points for that :P.
by Raw Doggy May 17, 2010
A crackhead actor. When you think he's making funny faces in his movies, he's really having muscle spasms
by Raw Doggy April 16, 2010
Gully
Stanly Tookie Williams met Raymond Washington, someone from the other side of South Central. They formed a group that was initially named cribs, but changed to crips later.
At first, crips was to be the neighborhood watch for the neighborhood, but eventually, the crips were a force to be reckoned with themselves.
So he wasn't THE founder of the crips per say. He committed 4 murders through simple robberies which got him on Death Row.
While on death row, he has been implicated in attacks on guards and women, which was never proven.
His trial was set to have 3 black people, 1 latino, 1 fillipino and 7 Caucasian males, but the prosecution removed the 3 black males (RACIST) and replaced them with 3 more white males. However he was found guilty as I have already mentioned.
He began changing his attitude in 1993 and began writing books to get kids to quit or not join gangs (although I have read some of them and all that talk about drugs made me curious XD).
Stanly Tookie Williams met Raymond Washington, someone from the other side of South Central. They formed a group that was initially named cribs, but changed to crips later.
At first, crips was to be the neighborhood watch for the neighborhood, but eventually, the crips were a force to be reckoned with themselves.
So he wasn't THE founder of the crips per say. He committed 4 murders through simple robberies which got him on Death Row.
While on death row, he has been implicated in attacks on guards and women, which was never proven.
His trial was set to have 3 black people, 1 latino, 1 fillipino and 7 Caucasian males, but the prosecution removed the 3 black males (RACIST) and replaced them with 3 more white males. However he was found guilty as I have already mentioned.
He began changing his attitude in 1993 and began writing books to get kids to quit or not join gangs (although I have read some of them and all that talk about drugs made me curious XD).
In 2005, there had been a petition and rally asking to get leniency for Tookie because of his anti-gang activist work. The state argued that he hadn't actually been doing better because he refused to tell them about how gangs communicate. Snoop Dogg had joined that rally, advertising the save tookie website, and Jamie Foxx had stated that tookie's execution was on his birthday, so a birthday present would be to grant him clemency.
Arnold Schwarzenegger denied it, said, "it is impossible to separate Williams' claim of innocence from his claim of redemption."
He was to die through lethal injection and during his time strapped down, the staff had difficulty inserting the needles in him. He looked at them and asked them if they were doing that right. He died with "no emotions except for a lonely tear".
He had supporters that yelled the State of California had just killed an innocent man. My opinion? Innocent? No? Reformed? ... that's debatable.
Tookie williams still has supporters working to get justice for him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger denied it, said, "it is impossible to separate Williams' claim of innocence from his claim of redemption."
He was to die through lethal injection and during his time strapped down, the staff had difficulty inserting the needles in him. He looked at them and asked them if they were doing that right. He died with "no emotions except for a lonely tear".
He had supporters that yelled the State of California had just killed an innocent man. My opinion? Innocent? No? Reformed? ... that's debatable.
Tookie williams still has supporters working to get justice for him.
by Raw Doggy May 19, 2010
Online MMORPG trading card game that supposedly has reached 9 million players last week (we divide by two because let's say the average person has at least 1 alt account, then there's those who have like 3 so, that goes to 3 million, then there's those people that start that game all over again like 5 times so 2.6 millionish...).
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
Urban Rivals is a trading card game with interesting people on it. www.urban-rivals.com is the link to it
by Raw Doggy May 26, 2010
When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010