Definitions by Raw Doggy
Mario
Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
Soulja boy
Some good beats were murdered by this "rapper". I hope his producer finds a better artist to rap to his beats.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
Soulja boy fanbitch: "Dul-dya byoy u in 'is o"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
Soulja boy by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
Shawty lo
I guess all the good names were taken from this idiot rapper. Middle name is "get".
I mean I'll admit he has some good songs, just his beef with T.I. just made him lose any and all credibility this guy had. T.I. ain't from Bankhead? OK, but respect him, he put it on the map for you so be grateful.
It's probably because of that beef that nobody really wants to do songs with him. Usually only does tracks with Gucci Mane (beefing with young jeezy, T.I.'s homie), Rich boy, and rocko.
I mean I'll admit he has some good songs, just his beef with T.I. just made him lose any and all credibility this guy had. T.I. ain't from Bankhead? OK, but respect him, he put it on the map for you so be grateful.
It's probably because of that beef that nobody really wants to do songs with him. Usually only does tracks with Gucci Mane (beefing with young jeezy, T.I.'s homie), Rich boy, and rocko.
Mutual Masturbation
What you and your girlfriend did as kids when you took a pledge to the church, and then told your pastor you've never had sex with each other. Cause technically you didn't.
When kim and david were on the bed at night watching TV, they got horny. But they remembered their pledges. So they just took of their pants and underwear and had mutual masturbation then told their pastor they've never had sex.
Mutual Masturbation by Raw Doggy April 7, 2010
Ke$ha
Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
Damela
1) Short for "Damn I look". Usually something is added to damela, such as good, fly, etc. Pronounced (Da-Meh-Luh).
It's a (wack) song by baby boy da prince though, I'm not sure, but Cassidy might have created the word.
2) Spanish word. Depending on how you use it, or what it's affiliated with, the definitions change.
It's a (wack) song by baby boy da prince though, I'm not sure, but Cassidy might have created the word.
2) Spanish word. Depending on how you use it, or what it's affiliated with, the definitions change.
1) Damela fly, Damela good, Damela better than my date look
2) Police chief to police officers: Damela (Bring her to me, bring her here, basically find her, bring her here)
2) Police chief to police officers: Damela (Bring her to me, bring her here, basically find her, bring her here)