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As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Fat joe mug.1. (agriculture) Acronym for Dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane
2. (slang) Acronym for Do The Damn Thang
3. (wrestling) Wrestling move by Jake "The Snake"
2. (slang) Acronym for Do The Damn Thang
3. (wrestling) Wrestling move by Jake "The Snake"
1. DDT is fatal
2. "Ready to DDT mane, 'bout to stick up that bank tonight"
3. He hit the DDT on that foo and he didn't get up for a while
2. "Ready to DDT mane, 'bout to stick up that bank tonight"
3. He hit the DDT on that foo and he didn't get up for a while
by Raw Doggy March 19, 2010
Get the DDT mug.The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
by raw doggy June 3, 2010
Get the Captain Falcon mug.Well I don't know much about him other than the fact he claims he's done movies with EVERY actor in the world. Which is bull, there's always new actors.
Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.
Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.
Movie preview guy: "Kevin Bacon in... Footloose"
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!
by Raw Doggy June 3, 2010
Get the Kevin Bacon mug.Senile old doctor that turns the smallest little factor into a huge catastrophe on his show. The stupidest things become the biggest threats (see schmalfuss). If you suffer from agoraphobia and one day plan on returning back to the real world, do not watch this show. You'll be even more paranoid than ever.
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of Anthrax. If I were to throw Anthrax down a street, everyone from a mile from it that inhales it may die.
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
Get the Dr. Oz mug.Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
Get the Mario mug.The Scrawny Sylvester Stallone. Oh yeah, he's a music artist... I guess it's club music. Pretty good music.
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
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