Raven's definitions

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

fumpa

the pocket of stomach fat that rolls over tight pants; or lower abdominal excess skin and fat that becomes more apparent when standing or seated.

Is you pregnant or is that yo' fumpa?

by Raven June 10, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 28, 2004

Commodore

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.

(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"

by raven July 2, 2004

fweeble

To Fweeble (verb) A weird act to show excitment.

I learnt to fweeble by putting my bent arms in front of me and moving them back and forth with a crazed expression on my face.

by Raven September 21, 2003

supercallefragelisticexpialladotious

A nonsense word that pleases children when they hear it because it brainwashes their small minds into thinking saying it really fast can make them special.

Bobby thought he was special because he learned how to say supercallefragelisticexpialladotious without stuttering.

by Raven July 31, 2003

Cunt-Cake

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

by Raven April 28, 2004