Definitions by Raven

battle.net 

The server system used by online games made by Blizzard Entertainment.

Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, and their respective Expansion Packs/Sequals use battle.net for online gameplay.

battle.net by Raven July 19, 2004

Commodore 

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.

(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"

Commodore by raven July 2, 2004

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

Pooh Sticks by Raven June 18, 2004

fumpa 

the pocket of stomach fat that rolls over tight pants; or lower abdominal excess skin and fat that becomes more apparent when standing or seated.

Is you pregnant or is that yo' fumpa?

fumpa by Raven June 10, 2004

nuggah 

Term used in salutation with people of african descent.

What up nuggah

nuggah by Raven June 2, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Raven May 28, 2004

Cunt-Cake 

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

Cunt-Cake by Raven April 28, 2004