Raven's definitions

The Last Inuit

An upcoming sequal to "The Last Samauri" starring Julia Roberts.

For the third movie they should call it "The Last Zulu Warrior" starring Ben Affleck.

by Raven December 10, 2004

mommie

Sexy attractive female, someone you wanna just back up against a wall and kiss

You wanna come find a room with me mommie? aight?

by Raven December 18, 2003

latvian

a person from Latvia

Man, Vitauts is such a latvian.

by Raven January 1, 2003

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

Quality Control Whores

A group of people who have nothing better to do except go around and submit a inanely offensive definition to quality control, using the same boring and uncreative commentary.

"Why are people making up stupid definitions? This sort of stuff does not need to be on UrbanDictionary.com"

-50% of the comments in the quality control section

by Raven October 28, 2004

Cock Munger

Someone that longs for cock (penis). The cock munger can be either male or female.

Damn he/she is a fucking cock munger.

by Raven January 23, 2004

nubbies

Slang word for newbies

I beat the whole team by myself, what a bunch of nubbies.

by Raven October 11, 2003