Raven's definitions

xkmonkey

one who lacks a power supply causing indefinite uselessness

Man, I'm about as useless as an xkmonkey

by Raven November 14, 2003

jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

by raven January 28, 2003

conor oberst

A beautiful and talented singer and songwriter. Has been in many amazing bands.

Man, that Conor Oberst is pretty hot.

by raven February 22, 2004

showershit

Origin: Guitar.com MISC forum

Old news. Something that has been posted before.

Hello and welcome to.. I shit in my shower.

by raven March 7, 2005

Anna Kournikova

slutty tennis player

That girl at the Vinoy Club dresses so Anna.

by Raven January 1, 2003

Kazare

Keep away From him

Kazare, The Seventeenth

by Raven June 12, 2003

The Last Inuit

An upcoming sequal to "The Last Samauri" starring Julia Roberts.

For the third movie they should call it "The Last Zulu Warrior" starring Ben Affleck.

by Raven December 10, 2004