Raven's definitions

immane juggernaut

A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path

Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.

by Raven January 9, 2004

goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

by Raven January 23, 2004

Shimmy

Short for "Shampoo Immunity". It is when shampoo can be used for lube in anal stimulation of the prostate without it burning.

Damn man, that guy has shimmy. I still have to use KY or conditioner.

by Raven July 19, 2004

Ohia

Just another word refering to ohio the 17th state in the union. More of a slang term used by residents of the state in vernacular speach.

You're from ohia? Me too!

by Raven February 17, 2005

Cunt-Cake

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

by Raven April 28, 2004

fweeble

To Fweeble (verb) A weird act to show excitment.

I learnt to fweeble by putting my bent arms in front of me and moving them back and forth with a crazed expression on my face.

by Raven September 21, 2003

Commodore

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.

(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"

by raven July 2, 2004