When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013
Get the churning the jacksonmug. The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
Get the Wild Deuce Chasemug. A French Canadian CFL quarterback for the Montreal Aloutettes. He is a devout believer in Jesus Christ and prays his derrèirre off for 4th quarter miracles against the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Jacques: "Sacrableu Tim Thibeault has dun it again Francois"!
Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".
Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".
by Raul (comes out at night) December 28, 2011
Get the Tim Thibeaultmug. a far more accurate description of terrestrial radio stations that truly believe they are remaining relevant by playing the same old songs over and over and over again.
Tourettestrial radio stations have repeated their short list of songs for so many decades that it's almost like an uncontrollable tic disorder. Most people now have a difficult time tolerating it but accept that their contribution to society is to the best of their abilities.
by Raul (comes out at night) November 22, 2016
Get the tourettestrial radiomug. Example 1: Ugh, I can't believe it's only November and the Christmas displays are out. They are worse than hitler!
Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!
Example 2: Can you believe Rob Ford apologized again? He is worse than hitler!
by Raul (comes out at night) November 20, 2013
Get the worse than hitlermug. The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.
Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?
Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.
Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?
Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
by Raul (comes out at night) October 19, 2014
Get the JLPmug. The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
Get the Asshole Lanemug.