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A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.
by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009
Get the Jizz Snake mug.The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
Get the Wild Deuce Chase mug.A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.
Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."
Later that week...
Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."
Later that week...
Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
by Raul (comes out at night) January 26, 2010
Get the Kings of Leon mug.The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.
To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
by Raul (comes out at night) November 2, 2009
Get the H1 N1ve mug.The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
Get the Asshole Lane mug.An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
Get the horn junkie mug.When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009
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