mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 26, 2003

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Country-fried

Used to describe the behavior and traditions of uneducated country folk.

Uncle Cletus is most country-fried person I've ever met.

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

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The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 09, 2003

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The fat, jiggly pink bad guy from DBZ. He's really dumb and he's made out of pink bubblegum or rubber or something...he's pretty much indestructible.

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

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A delicious sandwich consisting of grilled steak, Mozzarella cheese, onions, and green peppers. Fattening but delicious, this meal is worth ruining a good diet.....

Shawn B. loves Philly cheese-steaks....... how in the dickens does she stay so skinny?

by RatchetBoo June 04, 2003

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A website where proper grammar and spelling don't exist. Also a good way to bash people you hate and support those you love.

-Oh, look. I found a crappy definition on UrbanDictionary.com. What should I do?
-Just hit the recommend for deletion button...

by RatchetBoo June 04, 2003

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<-O =male
O+ =female
?O = you don't know which gender they are

by RatchetBoo May 11, 2003

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