*Ememy - Imagine Dragons* plays
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 08, 2022
Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 01, 2022
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 18, 2022
Radio announcer: Alright, coming up next, we got the Dragons, on 103.5 the Edge! Listen on iHeartRadio!
Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?
Red: Apparently...
Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.
Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?
Red: Apparently...
Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022
The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022