Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 07, 2020

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye

The mother of all insults, this 7-hit combo literally means "fuck your mother's smelly pussy" in Hokkien. This forbidden phrase is only to be reserved for people whom you have an extreme hatred toward as it is sure to elicit an explosive or violent response.

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, want fight isit?

by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

orh hor

Used by children in Singapore when they see someone doing something wrong. Usually followed up by said child reporting said wrongdoing to a parent, teacher or another person of authority. If you heard this as a kid you knew you were in deep shit.

Orh hor! I'm going to tell mummy!

by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

Cher

Short for Teacher. It is used in classrooms in Singapore to address or alert the teacher. It is not considered rude or disrespectful if used in a casual setting.

Student: Cher, can you explain me how to do this question
Teacher: Sure

Student: Cher can I go toilet pls
Teacher: I don’t know, CAN you?

by Rashid Khalifa August 29, 2019

golek golek

To laze around, especially right after being woken up.

Wake up, it's almost 12 pm!
Wait, let me golek golek for a while first.

by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

charpoy bashing

To take a nap. Used to make it sound as if the person is doing something important.
This phrase is used almost exclusively in the military, especially among the older generation.

What is John doing?
He's charpoy bashing.

by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

BODMAS

Bitches Only Dig My Anal Skills

Teacher: Remember kids, BODMAS!

by Rashid Khalifa May 07, 2017