First of All:
Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.
Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.
Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
String cheese is my kind of cheese!
White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness
Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness
Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
Get the string cheese mug.The telephone equivalent of spam.
The worst kind of salesman in the universe.
Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.
How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant
How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:
Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need
Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:
Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"
Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
The worst kind of salesman in the universe.
Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.
How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant
How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:
Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need
Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:
Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"
Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
Notorious telemarketers = Orange County Register, Phone survey groups, Magazine subscribers
All mentioned above, kiss my ass
All mentioned above, kiss my ass
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
Get the telemarketer mug.-Piss.
or
-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).
Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.
See Cold One for the 2nd definition
or
-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).
Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.
See Cold One for the 2nd definition
Lolololol suzie sed she wus thirsty soo i gav her a w4rm beer!
Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.
Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
Get the warm beer mug.by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008
Get the scrambled eggs mug.Too much info for a definition that no one will waste time to read the whole damn thing.
THE FOLLOWING IS NOT INTENDED TO SLANDER BUT TO SHOW EXAMPLES OF OVERDEFINITIONS
see "south korea" definition by Je-Won
see "communism" definition by hard rain
see "america" definition by Sarah
see "mp3" definition by JonMaker
THE FOLLOWING IS NOT INTENDED TO SLANDER BUT TO SHOW EXAMPLES OF OVERDEFINITIONS
see "south korea" definition by Je-Won
see "communism" definition by hard rain
see "america" definition by Sarah
see "mp3" definition by JonMaker
Nobody likes to spend an hour reading about the entire history of the US or South Korea squeezed into one post = An overdefinition.
by Ranger Elite July 23, 2008
Get the overdefinition mug.An alternative way to say bitch in online games that censor swearing, such as in gunz and maplestory
In Gunz The Duel > Server1 > Lobby > Expert Channnel 1:
Snowyger: bitch
*gets censored*
Please do not use vulgar or profane language.
-ellbound: well dumbass, forgot that youd get censored huh bich?
Snowyger: bitch
*gets censored*
Please do not use vulgar or profane language.
-ellbound: well dumbass, forgot that youd get censored huh bich?
by Ranger Elite December 30, 2005
Get the bich mug.Term which refers to the old game cartridges that were used by the NES and the cartridges that were used by SNES. These NES cartridges were infamous for getting so very dusty and unclean that your warm, moist, stinky breath had to be applied at the opening of said cartridge (See Nintendo Blow) to even get them to work at all! SNES cartridges were not AS bad but STILL suffered the same problems = same "solution" to NES cartridges being dusty.
After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.
For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.
After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.
For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.
1996 (NES)- "My Cobra Command cartridge is acting up again!" Argh *Huff Huff*
1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."
1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"
2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"
1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."
1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"
2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
Get the cartridge mug.