Random_definition_er's definitions

Neighbor

Something you don't wanna call a black person

Guy 1: You know the people next door?

Guy 2: Yeah, why?

Guy 1: I think they are such great ne-

Guy 2: Don't you fucking dare...

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just no...

Guy 3: HOWDY THERE YA BUNCH OF NEIGHBORS!

Guy 1: Yo whats up my Ni-

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Apple

You dumbass it's a red circle that you eat

I hope you choke on an apple

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

Retard

Someone stupid

The girl was retard

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

A doomalafargin

A fart that will end the world.

"Holy shit I think I'm gonna have a doomalafargin! oh shucks the world is ending now, eh, guess I'll die."

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

WHERE 👮🚨👮🚨

Usually said when there are black people Involved.

Holy shit did a black person just rob that store? WHERE 👮🚨👮🚨

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Backshots

When someone is having sex and is slamming into a person (usually girls) from behind.

Guy 1: Man I gave my girl some Backshots yesterday, she was so tired after.

Guy 2: What in the actually fuck? I didn't need to know that.

Guy 1: Better lock your doors bud.

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.

"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024