Randall's definitions

century pong

Like beer pong, but instead of using 10 cups, you use 120 sups, instead of 2 poeple on a team there are 4, and instead of 2 beers, you use 36. A game can take up to 3 hours

We played a game century pong last night that took forever and came home wasted.

by Randall October 19, 2004

Funky Butt Pirate

Extremely GAY male who openly displays his gayness with freakishly GAY attire.

Look at that Funky Butt Pirate wearing that Gay green and white feather boa and a hot pink shirt with nut cutting khaki shorts. I'm sure he's a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

plume butt

A person who suffers from plume butt often. This is usually the result of repeated anal sex.

That fag Joey is a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

blue vein throbber

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.

come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".

by randall March 21, 2003

shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

by randall November 6, 2004

camel toe

womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.

that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down

by randall March 21, 2003

halaw

The truest word in the dictionary, it means ur a true one, it also means "hello" in a boaterized way

Halaw bertit cacaw!

by Randall December 27, 2003