Definitions by Randall

shut up meyers! 

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

shut up meyers! by randall November 6, 2004

futondom 

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

futondom by Randall November 1, 2004

century pong 

Like beer pong, but instead of using 10 cups, you use 120 sups, instead of 2 poeple on a team there are 4, and instead of 2 beers, you use 36. A game can take up to 3 hours

We played a game century pong last night that took forever and came home wasted.

century pong by Randall October 19, 2004

halaw 

The truest word in the dictionary, it means ur a true one, it also means "hello" in a boaterized way

Halaw bertit cacaw!

halaw by Randall December 27, 2003

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

breaking sea level by randall December 9, 2003

revamp 

redo; change; update; upgrade

Jestespawn needs to revamp his website as to not look like the copy cats Jared and Grant's websites.

revamp by Randall October 26, 2003

adrenaline zone 

A gaming mecca for all those who hang out at Harvard Square to come and play computer games over a lan. commonly reffered to as AZ by the regualars

"Hey Randall, wanna go down to the adrenaline zone after school? I heard Arndt and Lee are gonna be there..."

"sure Noah."

adrenaline zone by Randall October 16, 2003