camel toe

womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.
that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down
by randall March 21, 2003
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halaw

The truest word in the dictionary, it means ur a true one, it also means "hello" in a boaterized way
Halaw bertit cacaw!
by Randall December 27, 2003
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cock block

When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock!
He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.
by Randall March 05, 2005
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shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers
sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"
by randall November 06, 2004
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revamp

Jestespawn needs to revamp his website as to not look like the copy cats Jared and Grant's websites.
by Randall October 26, 2003
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lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.
Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.
by Randall November 22, 2004
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lizard

womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.
damn, that girl has a big lizard.
by randall March 21, 2003
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