Randall's definitions

futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

by randall November 6, 2004

lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.

Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.

by Randall November 22, 2004

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003

halaw

The truest word in the dictionary, it means ur a true one, it also means "hello" in a boaterized way

Halaw bertit cacaw!

by Randall December 27, 2003

camel toe

womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.

that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down

by randall March 21, 2003

blue vein throbber

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.

come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".

by randall March 21, 2003