Sacrament hoe

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

Jungleboom

The exceptionally phat ass on a wild and free-spirited female.

I just watched my future daughter in law clap and twerk her jungleboom for the entire bachelor party.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Pharmy

A person who is heavily addicted to pharmaceutical drugs and will stop at nothing to obtain them.

Yeah my ex is a total pharmy so let's just say it didn't exactly end well.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Weepymayo

A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.

Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.

by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

Sudanese fleshlight

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.

Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

delta dingbat

A stupid mindless bimbo from Sacramento or any of it's sourrounding areas.

Your girl is such a delta dingbat she was bragging about how she was a product of incest.

by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020