Definitions by Ranchgirls

Sloggy Tony 

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

Sloggy Tony by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Thotwife 

An average or below looking wife who is a slut in order to lift her insecure self esteem.

I had no idea what I was getting into when I married my thotwife.

Thotwife by Ranchgirls September 14, 2021

BiLemia 

When you and a str8 buddy are tag teaming a chick and he tries to get homo with you to the point of making you throw up.

So at my first spitroast I came down with bilemia and couldn't finish.

BiLemia by Ranchgirls June 6, 2021

Black olives matter 

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.

Did you know that black olives matter now?

Black olives matter by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021

Rotten Swahili 

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

Rotten Swahili by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021

Ranch dump 

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

Ranch dump by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Chilipaisa

When you give a chick too much cocaine right after a meal and as you engage in anal sex she shits all over your pelvic region and continues grinding you into oblivion.

Yeah Cabron, that gorta from the other night ruined my car interior with her little chilipaisa stunt!

Chilipaisa by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021