Ranchgirls's definitions

Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Rotten Potsticker

An Asian female that gets way to clingy after fucking her.

Hey bro, you gotta help me shake this rotten potsticker, she's practically stalking me.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Knee Growing Pains

The physical pain that occurs when white girls spend too much time on their knees or with their knees pressed behind their elbows.

Damn baby girl, you always leanin' when you try to get up and walk. I think it's because you got those knee growing pains. I

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Any Grow Stench

The inevitable smell that permeates the immediate area surrounding the location where nugs are strung up and drying.

Hey bro, that's not just any grow stench, that's the sacred aroma of progress.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Snagglefart

When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.

Hold that thought bro, snagglefart alert brb!

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020