Steedophile

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

by Ranchgirls June 02, 2022

Pakistani fly trap

A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.

God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

240° spin

What poser skaters call and /or consider a 270° rotation.

Coach did you peep that 240° spin? I'm hella good at sk8ting right?

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Hook Ass Breezy

A female who expects compensation for sex, has a nice booty, and isn't the brightest but her body and face make up for her lack of confidence and intelligence.

Damn bro, after our 2nd date that hook ass breezy stuck me with a bill, the sad part is, I'm going to pay it to see her again.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020