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by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Get the Chjerking mug.When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
Get the Snagglefart mug.The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.
I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.
by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021
Get the Grimasm mug.After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
Get the glassterbate mug.The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.
Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
Get the Siberian Taco mug.A coworker who goes out of their way to look like they are naturally 'gypsy' They also mock you by telling you to speed up your work pace while they are hiding from customers and playing games on their phone.
by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020
Get the Gypocrite mug.When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020
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