Whinecellar

A basement full of primarily Jewish women.

God damn, she complains alot. Let's throw her in the Whinecellar with the other Yiddish bitches who can't just be chill.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

Ranchabilly

A chick who gets horny from eating red meat.

DAMN I ain't never met a girl named, Titty-PoP
Hoe, you've got the healthiest ranchabilly figure and the sex drive of a dying nazi.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

All Leather

A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.

Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Iraqi quinceanera

The vile, unconscionable act of selling your daughter to human traffickers before the age of 5 for the purpose of maximizing ones profits.

Wow the hummus at the last iraqi quinceanera was the best i've ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Micker

A derogatory slur denoting Anglo-Saxon lineage.

Scottish person in East London. Obsxure kilt micker punk band from Vancouver BC in the late 90's.

by Ranchgirls December 03, 2020

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020