Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
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Raunchitis

The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.
Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.
by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
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Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.
Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.
by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020
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G Rape Soda

The codename for any drink containing the date rape drug known as ghb in it.
Yeah bro, she was thirsty and downed that entire G rape soda in 2 gulps, she'll be primed in no time.
by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020
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Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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Wompchomp

The act of flopping your flaccid dick out and having a broad devour it from soft to hard.
It's payday baby so as soon as I get home im gonna sit on the couch and you're gonna wompchomp.
by Ranchgirls December 09, 2020
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Snowleopard

A beautiful blond hair, blue eyed, cutie with a booty who says she doesn't want to be tamed but acts like she does.
Damn snowleopard, girl you hella fine, daddy's gonna poach you now.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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