Ranchgirls's definitions

Dance Ranche

A dance style originated in the 1990's and still practiced and innovated upon contemporarily by webcam pawgs in which they shake, twerk, booty clap and girate their ranch lumps for the camera.

Iggy Azalea was did not invent dance ranche.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Slunk

A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.

What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?

by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020

Naughty Vegan

A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.

Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Ratcanned

The term given to a bitch after she homey hops an entire friend circle of 5 or more dudes.

Yeah dude, that new chick who works at the smoothie kiosk is hella fine but my brothers friends told me they all ratcanned her last spring break.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

Cookie Support Group

The term given to abunch of naive, gullible, impotent old men who pride themselves on the mismanaged financial support which they blindly offer to younger drug addicted bag whores and needle rats. They thrive on exhibiting control over their subjects which consist of turned out and washed up, brainwashing victims. Often these girls suffer from low self esteem, delusions of grandeur, and pathological lying which creates a situation in which a support group is needed.

Hey Mon, your chili dog really has the best flavor in town. I really like the way you boosted my ego and cradled my balls with your ass at the last cookie support group.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020