Definitions by Ranchgirls

Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin 

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Ranchabilly 

A chick who gets horny from eating red meat.

DAMN I ain't never met a girl named, Titty-PoP
Hoe, you've got the healthiest ranchabilly figure and the sex drive of a dying nazi.

Ranchabilly by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Jungloboom 

Denotes an above average phat booty that claps.

Damn girl, you're invited to twerk that jungloboom over here in front of my Dad and I.

Jungloboom by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

TBJ 

Téjano (peanut) butter & jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla.

I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.

TBJ by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

240° spin 

What poser skaters call and /or consider a 270° rotation.

Coach did you peep that 240° spin? I'm hella good at sk8ting right?

240° spin by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Niglidge

The sense of entitlement that is practiced by the many individuals in the black community.

I am truly thankful for being born into a family of niglidge.

Niglidge by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020