Definitions by Ralph, the bus driver
Frozen Boot
Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!
Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!
Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!
Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
Frozen Boot by Ralph, the bus driver October 2, 2006
ghost ride
Ghost Ride - Riding on the hood of your car while peering into the windshield at your speechless friends. This is nothing new, We did this back in the 60's. What's old is new. We just called it stupid back then. Especially when someone ran themselves down with their own car, films at 11.
In 1967 I was taking a Ghost Ride at 30 mph on the hood of my Continental Convertible and 40 years later my friends still think I'm a little "Dee Dee Dee"!
ghost ride by Ralph, the bus driver May 13, 2006
Packed my lunch
Packed my lunch by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
driving the porcelain bus
When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
driving the porcelain bus by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
Stink foot
What you get at 3 am after your 20 year old cat exits the cat box and walks through his do do then decides he'd like to sleep on your pillow with you till sunrise.
I woke up in the middle of the night and was treated to a large helping of stink foot, thanks Gumby!
Stink foot by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
Stupid
Stupid by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004