Definitions by Rag Man

Tassle List 

Similar to a bucket list, a tassle list is a list of everything you want to do before you turn your tassle over and graduate.

There's only a month of school left and I still haven't knocked (local rite of passage) off my tassle list!

Tassle List by Rag Man May 11, 2011

Drop a Greg 

Euphemism for defecation.

I'll pay you $50 to drop a Greg on my chest.

Drop a Greg by Rag Man April 29, 2011

Party Bunk

When both the top and bottom of a bunk bed are occupied by sexual activity.

Due to a scheduling error, Chris and Brennan had girlfriends over on the same night. Instead of seeking privacy, they both just decided to party bunk it.

Party Bunk by Rag Man April 19, 2011

Dorm Lag 

Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.

Brad had such bad dorm lag that he was going to bed when his parents were waking up.

Dorm Lag by Rag Man December 19, 2010

Lobato 

A sexual activity wherein the performer ejaculates onto his own back, usually by flipping over whilst the ejaculate is still in midair.

Greg got bored of masturbating, so he started spicing it up with acrobatics like the Lobato.

Lobato by Rag Man December 1, 2010

Gayface 

Situation in which a heterosexual person pretends to be a homosexual person for laughs; a modern equivalent of Blackface.

While less acceptable in modern society, past decades have seen much comedic success in Gayface ventures like "Three's Company" and "Three to Tango."

Gayface by Rag Man July 11, 2009

Facebook Activism 

The illusion of dedication to a cause through no-commitment awareness groups. Specifically in reference to Facebook groups centered around political issues.

Dave: Man, this genocide in Darfur is terrible. I sure wish I could make a difference.

Jenna: Well, I made a facebook group about it. We have almost one million members!

Dave: That's great! Are you all going to donate money to refugees or something?

Jenna: No, but now those murderers will really know how sad we are!

Dave: Sounds like you're really into your Facebook activism!

Facebook Activism by Rag Man May 7, 2009