Definitions by Rae$

Shit the sheets 

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

Shit the sheets by Rae$ January 11, 2020

anger bleeds 

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.

Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me

anger bleeds by Rae$ April 6, 2017

Brown Moment 

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

Brown Moment by Rae$ February 16, 2017

Manshake 

A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.

John:Damn, did she shake your hand?

Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.

John:Yeah, that woman is going places.

Manshake by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

Choke Sesh by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Netflix 

Hulu's dirty little cousin

Alex:"Netflix is like Hulu's dirty little cousin."

Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"

Netflix by Rae$ January 7, 2017

Facebook Live

The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.

Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"

Rae:"What happend?!"

Leah:"Facebook Live.."

Rae:*Cringe*

Facebook Live by Rae$ December 28, 2016