Definitions by Rae$

Netflix 

Hulu's dirty little cousin.

Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"

Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"

Netflix by Rae$ December 27, 2016

Derulo'd 

When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.

Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"

Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."

Derulo'd by Rae$ December 21, 2016

Roll Mole 

A mole that sticks off of the skin that looks as thought it will just "roll" off of the person if someone gently massages the mole in a circular motion. Roll moles are very unattractive, and tend to appear on old people- especially in the neck area. Roll moles are a distant relative to skin tags.

Person 1: "Did you see that roll mole on that bitch?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"

Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"

Roll Mole by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Berty 

The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.

Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"

Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."

Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"

Berty by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Diarrhea lips 

A condition in which someone talks so much shit, that it's like they have diarrhea of the mouth. They also have a permanent smudge of diarrhea on their lip.

Jim: "Jake talks so much shit"

Mike: "Yeah he does, he has diarrhea lips, dude"

Jim: "Yeah, seems uncontrollable to me!"

Diarrhea lips by Rae$ March 3, 2014

Nipaholic 

Someone addicted to playing with their own nipples

Sally "My nips are rubbed raw and bleeding"

Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"

Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."

Nipaholic by Rae$ September 7, 2013