Definitions by Radical Conservative
Circlejerk
A Circlejerk, as it relates to politics, is when a group of people with the same political ideology "discuss" political topics. The resulting discussion is completely pointless due to the group already having the same ideas. The participants usually have not had a political discussion with one of the opposing political side and make absurd generalizations about the opposite side, demonizing them as much as possible. It is impossible for one of the opposing views to join in the activity because that would defeat the purpose of the activity.
Jerkoff 1: So uh... America fucking sucks.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.
Circlejerk by Radical Conservative June 4, 2019
Empurata
The fictional surgery from The Transformers universe that involves removing replacing one's hands with claws and one's head with an emotionless, one-eyed face.
Empurata by Radical Conservative January 7, 2019
Always Abstinence April
Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.
Always Abstinence April by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018
Bionicle
Godly god of LEGO gods that was too godly that it was canceled. But, as a god, was reborn, just like Jesus, but soon returned to its grave. However, as long as followers of it exist, it is still alive.
Bionicle is still alive in our hearts.
Bionicle by Radical Conservative August 3, 2018
Edgay
Relating to an edgy homosexual; specifically homosexual male. Not an insult against homosexuals; although, it could be used as an insult by someone who is neither edgy nor gay.
Edgay by Radical Conservative July 31, 2018
Wipepo
Wipepo by Radical Conservative July 25, 2018
Whoritis
The non-clinical disease relating to women who have the compulsory need to engage in sexual intercourse with any male. Women with this disease often have sexual intercourse with random men at least once per day.
Whoritis by Radical Conservative July 25, 2018