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Definitions by Radical Conservative

Circlejerk

A Circlejerk, as it relates to politics, is when a group of people with the same political ideology "discuss" political topics. The resulting discussion is completely pointless due to the group already having the same ideas. The participants usually have not had a political discussion with one of the opposing political side and make absurd generalizations about the opposite side, demonizing them as much as possible. It is impossible for one of the opposing views to join in the activity because that would defeat the purpose of the activity.
Jerkoff 1: So uh... America fucking sucks.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.

Empurata 

The fictional surgery from The Transformers universe that involves removing replacing one's hands with claws and one's head with an emotionless, one-eyed face.
Shockwave: Empurata is the official name for the procedure. They took my hands... and my head.
Empurata by Radical Conservative January 7, 2019

Always Abstinence April 

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.
Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.
Godly god of LEGO gods that was too godly that it was canceled. But, as a god, was reborn, just like Jesus, but soon returned to its grave. However, as long as followers of it exist, it is still alive.
Bionicle is still alive in our hearts.
Relating to an edgy homosexual; specifically homosexual male. Not an insult against homosexuals; although, it could be used as an insult by someone who is neither edgy nor gay.
Homosexual Male: Edgy-dab in 2018!
Edgy Boi: You are edgay.
Edgay by Radical Conservative July 31, 2018
Derogatory slang for, "White people." Used by mostly black anti-white racists against white people.
White Person: I really like fried chicken.
Anti-White Racist: Wipepo are stealing our culture!
Wipepo by Radical Conservative July 25, 2018

Whoritis 

The non-clinical disease relating to women who have the compulsory need to engage in sexual intercourse with any male. Women with this disease often have sexual intercourse with random men at least once per day.
Man: She has so many STDs. I think she may have whoritis.