Skip to main content

RaLpH's definitions

Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.
"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"
by Ralph March 9, 2005
mugGet the Pieny Boopermug.

Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.
by Ralph March 22, 2005
mugGet the Awkward momentmug.

parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey
sully is a parrot-boy
by ralph July 27, 2004
mugGet the parrot-boymug.

Mothers Milk

Dude pour me another pint of Mothers Milk, damn this is good beer!
by Ralph May 1, 2004
mugGet the Mothers Milkmug.

bungee

The hair between your nut-sac and asshole.
She licked his bungee
by Ralph May 13, 2005
mugGet the bungeemug.

Sun

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.

We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.

The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.

The sun is large.

If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star

The sun is far away.

About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.

But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.

We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
mugGet the Sunmug.

FCC

the people who want to control what you think and get rid of people in tv and radio who are not apart of the republican party or george bushes religious right. all want to get rid of howard stern the greatest thing to happen to radio since fm
howard stern is being kicked off of the radio for saying that president bush is wrong in his views of censorship
by ralph March 12, 2004
mugGet the FCCmug.

Share this definition