nez

(noun)1.a small to medium sized crap or poo 2.a word used to express how much of a loser you are

1.i have to take a nez
2.i feel like such a nez right now

by ryan November 28, 2003

chalnez

1.a large sized poo or crap
2.a funny brazilian kid at my school

1.i think this one is gonna be a chalnez not just a regular nez
2.i think chalnez needs a hair-cut

by ryan November 28, 2003

blonde beggar

Known as the 'blonde beggar', she was one of the premiere PBS personalities in the Buffalo area. She was always featured on the funding drives. Real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s.

The blonde beggar is at it again on Channel 17.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...

That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself

by Ryan January 11, 2005

fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts

damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker

by ryan February 28, 2005

Dennis Franz

Plays Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue. He is the most kickass cop on TV. Though this is New York, Dennis Franz came from the mean streets of Chicago. You'll see him beat somebody's ass on every episode, and occasionaly say something funny that you wouldn't expect to hear. However, he's gentle when it comes to women.

After Andy kicked that one drug-dealers ass, he took him down to the station. He questioned another guy and finally said "Don't mess with me or I'll piss on your shoe."

by Ryan August 12, 2004

bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

by Ryan August 18, 2003