RYan's definitions

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005

brobalicious

something that is deliciously bro.

That Von Zipper belt buckle is brobalicious.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.

Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion

by Ryan March 6, 2004

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

scooby snack

A righteous dickslap to the face

scooby snack haiku:
here's a scooby snack
gotta keep my pimp hand strong
where's my money, ho?

by ryan September 14, 2004

SALT

Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.

"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"

by Ryan March 3, 2005

Verna

One who owns.

Verna owns everyone.

by Ryan October 6, 2003