whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

wikipedia

you get what you pay for. =D

you get what you pay for, wikipedia is free.

by Ryan July 24, 2006

krunk

"KRUNK PUNCH" A (secret)special Blend of mixed alcohol, Along with certian natural citrus additives. Most notably for getting one drunk very quick without realizing it untill it hits you.

oh jeez, i drank too much krunk pun---Blahhhh..........huuh blahhhh... blah. - spit. blah

by ryan March 06, 2003

eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

by ryan July 23, 2004

fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

by Ryan June 14, 2006

kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.

Haha, stop acting like Kaity!

by Ryan March 16, 2005

floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 29, 2003