SAGL

A SAGL is a Self-Appointed-Group-Leader. Someone who decides out of the blue that they are in charge, with little or no support from the rest of the group. They continue on their own direction whether the groups follows or not, believing them to be following.
Julie's acting like the SAGL again... damn that's annoying.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
by ryan April 21, 2004
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MTV VMA

Music Television Video Music Awards
Chris Rock was a funny host during the 2003 MTV VMA's
by ryan August 29, 2003
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DTFG

See Do The F-ing Google...
She would've saved us all 15 minutes of talking about this if she'd DTFG.
by Ryan March 18, 2004
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Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
by Ryan June 17, 2004
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Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased
Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

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Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!
by Ryan July 12, 2003
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