RYAN's definitions

stairway to heaven

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

by Ryan February 2, 2004

fuck my ass

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

by Ryan December 28, 2004

Whody

Whody means that anyone in "whody" will own j00 and decimate all.

FTP/WFO just got Owned by a WHODY

by Ryan January 29, 2005

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

rump ravager

one who ravages rumps of gay men

Crys Herrera is a rump ravager.

by Ryan April 23, 2003

suck it coach

a word used to express pleasure in the musicianship and stage antics of the band OMG You're Dead

"suck it coach!" -guy at an OMG You're Dead show

by ryan November 9, 2004