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fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.
by Rob April 15, 2003
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Smo

Created when i was pissed and arsed moving.
Look fuck off u wanking smo.
Im so smo?
Meeeeh smo me plz
by rob August 4, 2004
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relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.
ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.
by Rob January 19, 2004
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porg

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
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Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men
Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.
by Rob June 9, 2004
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type r

Should stand for Type Racing in the Japanese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

Most import Fanboys have a Type R sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. Some even think it adds horsepower to their low HP vehicles.
by Rob July 11, 2003
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Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri
Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master
by Rob August 22, 2003
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