ROB's definitions

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 5, 2004

hobagger

Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.

Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.

by Rob August 22, 2003

Crow

Satan in disguise. Never trust these things. They will squack for backup or just plain caw at you until you go crazy. They can often be seen duking it out with bombers (seagulls).

I was walkin down the street and the crow was on a power line. I yelled "you'd better shut up!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

snollygoster

a shrewd or unpretetious person

lindsay is a snollygoster

by rob April 4, 2003

mosh

This is is the closest one here. it comes from hardcore in the early 80's. the word it self was first coined from Vinnie Stigma, March Of Skin Heads. FSU them selfs started it. NYC had the bands that started haveing breakdowns which people moshed to. it has nothing to do with shoveing people around like the metal kids think.

last night at the show i moshed into some scene kids and cracked their faces.

by Rob February 17, 2005

laffo

a response to something funny, such at lol

rob: hey fgt
everyone else: laffo

by Rob March 4, 2005