Tunisian Tuneup

Taking a pair of pliers or vice grips to someones ball sack... and slowly twisting until their "attitude" adjusts. First suggested by an actor in a draft of Hollywood Script, "Blood on the Screenplay". 2019
You give me any more lip I'm gonna have to give you one of them "tunisian tuneups"...
by RJ Miller November 24, 2019
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Karener

Karen has become the chosen name for the entitled middle aged white woman who proceeds to make every clerks life hell and who takes a small grievance up to a Major Indignity. So many women do this who are not actually named "Karen" but fit all the traits of a prototypal "Karen. These women and/or Men may be referred to as a "Karener".
He was bitchy and peevish in nearly every situation and took the World on as his own personal "project". His name was not Karen but everyone in the neighborhood had given him the nickname of "Karen". He was in fact a perfect male version and so became a "Karener." The Phrase the "Karen Kut", known to all hair stylists as the Bowl Cut. and "Defamation of a Karener" is a popular lawsuit of the 2020's era.
by RJ Miller August 05, 2020
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GFA. Gas for Ass

A girl you’ve met on internet pretends to want to meet you for sex and games. But she need gas for her car which she much receive to be able to make the trip to see you. Send her the money on cash app or Venmo and you never see or hear from her again.
GFA. Gas for Ass She was Gas for Ass..I thought she was “the one” could have been the love of my life but she just turned out to be another GFA Gas for Ass Scammer. Probably a dude in his parents basement who stole photos of a pretty girl
by RJ Miller January 14, 2024
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assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.
by RJ Miller July 13, 2023
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Broadsided.

When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"
Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.
by RJ Miller September 27, 2023
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impokent

"Impokent"..... Ha... I'll see about entering this into the Dictionary of Modern Slang.... Defined as the repeated Failure or inability to rise to the occasion when Poked on Facebook.... would be called "Impokent".
She poked me repeatedly on Facebook but I did not rise to the occasion and Poke her back... so she circulated the rumor that I was "impokent" .
by RJ Miller October 11, 2015
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Crypto Ho

Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.
I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.
by RJ Miller July 09, 2023
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