RJ's definitions

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.

I've got a condom on a stick!!!!

by RJ August 1, 2004

repurpose

To give something a new purpuse or reuse something but not in the same manner.

My parents repurposed my room as a den when I left for university.

by RJ June 17, 2004

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

Sirscratchatoba

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.

Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.

by RJ May 28, 2004

monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004

Strong badia

A country ruled by Strong Bad, which is mostly just an empty field. The population of Strong Badia is Tire. A common misconception is that Strong Bad and The Cheat also live in Strong Badia. However, Strong Bad actually lives in a house with his brothers Strong Mad and Strong Sad in Free Country, USA. The Cheat also resides in Free Country, USA, in the King of Town's Bar-B-Q. Thus, the Population of Tire for Strong Badia is quite accurate, unless you want to include other inanimate objects in Strong Badia such as the fence, the cinder block, and the Stop sign on which the population is written.

...get a little place in Strong Badia...

by RJ April 28, 2004