Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
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Nyomi

Nyomi is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet, and it’s always a blessing to be around her. She might take some time to open up, but it’ll be worth it to feel her contagious kindness. She’ll ask the right questions at the right time. Always treat Nyomi right.
Nyomi made this 24-hour event much more fun.
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Helene-Marie

Helene-Marie is one of the most talented people you’ll ever meet. Whether it’s music, art, writing, schoolwork, or tennis, you can bet she excels at it. Despite that, she’s still somehow humble, genuinely kind, and always willing to listen to you. You won’t regret being close with Helene-Marie.
Breaking News: Helene-Marie just became the 19th person to complete the EGOT!
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Kat

Kat will never fail to make your life more interesting. Even if she sticks innuendos into 90% of your conversations, you’ll never regret hanging around her. She’s passionate about things she cares about, and hopefully that’s you, though it’s more likely a dog.
Kat is soooo old.
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Courtney

Courtney might be quiet, but don’t think it’s because she doesn’t care. Her form of affection is much more reserved, and often at a distance, but once you’ve spent enough time around her, you’ll see she’s sweet with just the right amount of sass.
Person 1: Who’s that girl who keeps coming to movie nights but sits quietly in the back?
Person 2: That’s Courtney. She’s great.
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Kennedy

Kennedy takes herself just seriously enough to be one of the best people to hang with. She’ll respect you and have serious discussions, but also get into silly debates and creative tangents if that’s what’s happening. Treat Kennedy like a cat (of which she hopes to own 20): give her space when she needs it and you’ll both be happy when she’s around.
60 years from now, we’ll all take a trip to Scotland to visit Kennedy’s cat & coffee bookstore.
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Neil

Neil’s been through so much, but he’s only let those experiences improve him. When you trust each other, the love he shares is stronger than anyone else you’ll meet, and you’ll never regret opening up to him. Treat each other with respect and you’ll be lifelong friends, no matter what else happens.
If goon and greatness could be mashed up into one word, it’d be Neil.
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